An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore

Hello:

My name is Tim Bedore. I'm sorry for not knowing your name but that is the nature of the internet.

I suppose you've made it this far because you are searching for something. Maybe that something is an answer to one of life's big questions. Maybe you want someone to tell you it's OK to skip Sunday mass. Maybe you want someone to help you get out of a relationship or find a career path that is more satisfying. Maybe you're a golfer who wants help with your short game. Well, you've come to the right place. I can do all those things and more. And we'll have a few laughs on the way, too.

What are my qualifications? Let's not worry about that right now. If you subscribe to An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven you will hear all about my Catholic upbringing, my born-in agnostic world view clashing with their whole 'going-to-hell-if-you-don't-believe' thing and how I escaped the grip of the Church to come out the other end and thrive. You'll hear why my life experience is the perfect background for a spiritually objective spiritual guru. And, I minored in psych. In short, you'll hear why I am just the guy for the job.

Please believe me when I say I am sincere and would never lie to you. If I think you are not right for a job I will tell you. I won't say "You suck at sales!" But I will steer you as gently as possible into something else. So, some of this is on you. I can only help you if you are not a total knob.

Of course, if you follow my advice and end up in Hell (if there is one) because of it you or your heirs will receive a total money back guarantee.

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 143

May 2, 2026

I got an email from a tech firm saying I'll get greater visibility for my podcast if I label myself as a "spiritual comedian." Let's see what happens. There was another assassination attempt on Trump. I know for certain how the Washington Correspondents Dinner could have avoided this situation. A client is concerned...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 142

Apr 5, 2026

It's Easter Sunday. Has HE Risen? Who can say for sure? But I know this episode has risen to answer some questions from you listeners that traditional therapists wouldn't touch including "If God says all life is sacred then what can we eat," does the existence of Polymarket taking bets on when the war with Iran...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 141

Mar 14, 2026

It's Lent and even though I'm an Agnostic it's a very important time for me. In this episode I explain how that's possible. Is the road to Hell paved with good intentions or are do good intentons all that matters? I help a lazy new client try to deal with his concerns. How could contemplative nuns figure into this? ...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 140

Feb 24, 2026

President Trump's State of the Union Address is tonight. Will you be watching? OR would you rather listen to this episode of my podcast that contains a new song called "The Blue Wave Blues?" And guess whose singing it? Donald J. Trump. I don't know how he fell for it but he sang my lyrics to an AI generated backing...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 139

Feb 3, 2026

In this episode I give a musical middle finger salute to the former leader of ICE here in Minneapolis, Greg Bovino. The Ballad of Bovino, with lyrics by me, music by AI, is just the song these perilous times demand. You can't dance to it but you couldn't dance to Masters of War or Eve of Destruction, either. The kids...