An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore

Hello:

My name is Tim Bedore. I'm sorry for not knowing your name but that is the nature of the internet.

I suppose you've made it this far because you are searching for something. Maybe that something is an answer to one of life's big questions. Maybe you want someone to tell you it's OK to skip Sunday mass. Maybe you want someone to help you get out of a relationship or find a career path that is more satisfying. Maybe you're a golfer who wants help with your short game. Well, you've come to the right place. I can do all those things and more. And we'll have a few laughs on the way, too.

What are my qualifications? Let's not worry about that right now. If you subscribe to An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven you will hear all about my Catholic upbringing, my born-in agnostic world view clashing with their whole 'going-to-hell-if-you-don't-believe' thing and how I escaped the grip of the Church to come out the other end and thrive. You'll hear why my life experience is the perfect background for a spiritually objective spiritual guru. And, I minored in psych. In short, you'll hear why I am just the guy for the job.

Please believe me when I say I am sincere and would never lie to you. If I think you are not right for a job I will tell you. I won't say "You suck at sales!" But I will steer you as gently as possible into something else. So, some of this is on you. I can only help you if you are not a total knob.

Of course, if you follow my advice and end up in Hell (if there is one) because of it you or your heirs will receive a total money back guarantee.

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 5

Jul 5, 2019

Where do psychopaths come from and what you can do if you don't want to create anymore of them? The Burning Man Festival. Stay away. I will tell you why. I used to shop where super-model Cindy Crawford did when we lived in Los Angeles. I learned a lot about sex from walking behind Cindy Crawford. In fact, I...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 4

Jul 5, 2019

If there is a Heaven and you make the cut and get in do we really get to sit at the right hand of God the Father Almighty? Do some of us get to occasionally sit in His hand? What happens out on His left side? Does praying help? I have written a prayer, The An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven Prayer, that could be said in...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 3

Jul 5, 2019

When did I first get the idea I could save the world? Or short of that, help one person? Listen and find out. Did your Mom make a birthday on Christmas for the Baby Jesus? Mine did. It felt really weird singing Happy Birthday to a ceramic figurine in a Nativity scene. Those of us who were subjected to this type of...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 2

Jul 5, 2019

In this episode I describe how I hoped my First Communion would solve all my "I don't feel what everyone else feels" problems with growing up Catholic and how that worked out. The last straw was a Good Friday celebration when I was in 3rd grade. Being a believer was just not in the cards for me. I also discuss a 9...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 1

Jul 5, 2019

I grew up Catholic. But I was a born non-believer, doubter, contrarian who just couldn't get with the program. Yet, there I was kneeling and praying and shouting to the highest mountain and going through the motions but petrified that I was going to Hell because I didn't feel the spirit. Any spirit. In fact, I was...