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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore

Hello:

My name is Tim Bedore.  I'm sorry for not knowing your name but that is the nature of the internet.

 

I suppose you've made it this far because you are searching for something.  Maybe that something is an answer to one of life's big questions.  Maybe you want someone to tell you it's OK to skip Sunday mass.  Maybe you want someone to help you get out of a relationship or find a career path that is more satisfying.  Maybe you're a golfer who wants help with your short game.  Well, you've come to the right place.  I can do all those things and more.  And we'll have a few laughs on the way, too.  

 

What are my qualifications?  Let's not worry about that right now.  If you subscribe to An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven you will hear all about my Catholic upbringing, my born-in agnostic world view clashing with their whole 'going-to-hell-if-you-don't-believe' thing and how I escaped the grip of the Church to come out the other end and thrive.  You'll hear why my life experience is the perfect background for a spiritually objective spiritual guru.  And, I minored in psych.  In short, you'll hear why I am just the guy for the job.

 

Please believe me when I say I am sincere and would never lie to you.  If I think you are not right for a job I will tell you.  I won't say "You suck at sales!"  But I will steer you as gently as possible into something else.  So, some of this is on you.  I can only help you if you are not a total knob.

 

Of course, if you follow my advice and end up in Hell (if there is one) because of it you or your heirs will receive a total money back guarantee.

 

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