An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore

Hello:

My name is Tim Bedore. I'm sorry for not knowing your name but that is the nature of the internet.

I suppose you've made it this far because you are searching for something. Maybe that something is an answer to one of life's big questions. Maybe you want someone to tell you it's OK to skip Sunday mass. Maybe you want someone to help you get out of a relationship or find a career path that is more satisfying. Maybe you're a golfer who wants help with your short game. Well, you've come to the right place. I can do all those things and more. And we'll have a few laughs on the way, too.

What are my qualifications? Let's not worry about that right now. If you subscribe to An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven you will hear all about my Catholic upbringing, my born-in agnostic world view clashing with their whole 'going-to-hell-if-you-don't-believe' thing and how I escaped the grip of the Church to come out the other end and thrive. You'll hear why my life experience is the perfect background for a spiritually objective spiritual guru. And, I minored in psych. In short, you'll hear why I am just the guy for the job.

Please believe me when I say I am sincere and would never lie to you. If I think you are not right for a job I will tell you. I won't say "You suck at sales!" But I will steer you as gently as possible into something else. So, some of this is on you. I can only help you if you are not a total knob.

Of course, if you follow my advice and end up in Hell (if there is one) because of it you or your heirs will receive a total money back guarantee.

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 65

Dec 20, 2021

Christmas is the worst time of year for some people. Here are some of issues facing my clients-- What should a person of faith do if they see a classified ad in the newspaper selling "The Skull of Christ?" If your outdoor Christmas lights disappear is it OK to hate liberals? How to respond to neighbors who mock your...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 64

Dec 1, 2021

In this episode I make my case for a new annual holiday giving thanks to the Beatles, why the Singing Nun was filthy, my dorkiest moment ever, my happiest moment ever, emotional scars from pedal pushers and crewcuts, perception v. reality, Thanksgiving through the eyes of the Original Owners, why we need more holidays,...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 63

Nov 18, 2021

Want practical ideas on how you can stop Global Warming? This episode is for you. What do Mennonite high school cheerleaders chant before a free throw attempt? If there is a God does He or She have a plan for your sex life, including wet dreams? Are humans born to be annoying? Are there benefits to growing up with a Boo...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 62

Oct 29, 2021

How to correct an infuriating "Hit it Alice" misogynistic golf buddy, perception vs. reality in conservatives and Catholics, if you buy a Saint bone sliver are you protected from tornados, the worst thing I have ever heard someone do while singing Oh What a Beautiful Morning, why I had a dog for only a week when I was...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 61

Oct 6, 2021

Is it ever wise to take advice from someone on the radio versus a burning bush? When should older people with bladder issues play golf? Could sitting in my grandma's lap at age 4 prompt me to get into radio and comedy and did 80's era radio air guitar competitions and midget toss contests ruin America? Can you...