An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore

Hello:

My name is Tim Bedore. I'm sorry for not knowing your name but that is the nature of the internet.

I suppose you've made it this far because you are searching for something. Maybe that something is an answer to one of life's big questions. Maybe you want someone to tell you it's OK to skip Sunday mass. Maybe you want someone to help you get out of a relationship or find a career path that is more satisfying. Maybe you're a golfer who wants help with your short game. Well, you've come to the right place. I can do all those things and more. And we'll have a few laughs on the way, too.

What are my qualifications? Let's not worry about that right now. If you subscribe to An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven you will hear all about my Catholic upbringing, my born-in agnostic world view clashing with their whole 'going-to-hell-if-you-don't-believe' thing and how I escaped the grip of the Church to come out the other end and thrive. You'll hear why my life experience is the perfect background for a spiritually objective spiritual guru. And, I minored in psych. In short, you'll hear why I am just the guy for the job.

Please believe me when I say I am sincere and would never lie to you. If I think you are not right for a job I will tell you. I won't say "You suck at sales!" But I will steer you as gently as possible into something else. So, some of this is on you. I can only help you if you are not a total knob.

Of course, if you follow my advice and end up in Hell (if there is one) because of it you or your heirs will receive a total money back guarantee.

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 111

Mar 22, 2024

In this episode I discuss what Catholic nuns and OJ Simspon/Trump-type lawyers have in common as do Purgatory and the Baseball HOF, how to get into Heaven without having accepted Jesus as your personal savior, more on the perils of Artificial Intelligence ruining politics, help a 76 yr. old client update their resume...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 106

Dec 21, 2023

In episode 106 I respond to negative feedback about episode 105 and just let me say, to the Uber Left, if you're all about protecting the oppressed... protect me because now I am the oppressed... by you. Also, is religion 'a' or 'the' problem in the world? What is the true meaning of Christmas for Americans? I have...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 82

Oct 22, 2022

Episode 82 deals with more proof God (if there is one) hates me, I help a client whose toddler poops the bed to protest a new baby being in the house, examine liberal vs. conservative thinking, determine if the stereotype of women being shoe-obsessed is fair, expose what the "Wizard of Oz" was really all about, discuss...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 20

Jan 7, 2020

In this episode I respond to praise and criticism about what I said about nude beaches and telling my 52 year old client to go for it, why Al Franken and the rest of us should never pose for pictures arm in arm, what would it have been like for Jesus if there had been cel phones, how context and intent is how we...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 5

Jul 5, 2019

Where do psychopaths come from and what you can do if you don't want to create anymore of them? The Burning Man Festival. Stay away. I will tell you why. I used to shop where super-model Cindy Crawford did when we lived in Los Angeles. I learned a lot about sex from walking behind Cindy Crawford. In fact, I...