An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore

Hello:

My name is Tim Bedore. I'm sorry for not knowing your name but that is the nature of the internet.

I suppose you've made it this far because you are searching for something. Maybe that something is an answer to one of life's big questions. Maybe you want someone to tell you it's OK to skip Sunday mass. Maybe you want someone to help you get out of a relationship or find a career path that is more satisfying. Maybe you're a golfer who wants help with your short game. Well, you've come to the right place. I can do all those things and more. And we'll have a few laughs on the way, too.

What are my qualifications? Let's not worry about that right now. If you subscribe to An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven you will hear all about my Catholic upbringing, my born-in agnostic world view clashing with their whole 'going-to-hell-if-you-don't-believe' thing and how I escaped the grip of the Church to come out the other end and thrive. You'll hear why my life experience is the perfect background for a spiritually objective spiritual guru. And, I minored in psych. In short, you'll hear why I am just the guy for the job.

Please believe me when I say I am sincere and would never lie to you. If I think you are not right for a job I will tell you. I won't say "You suck at sales!" But I will steer you as gently as possible into something else. So, some of this is on you. I can only help you if you are not a total knob.

Of course, if you follow my advice and end up in Hell (if there is one) because of it you or your heirs will receive a total money back guarantee.

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 86

Dec 23, 2022

Just in time for the holidays- I give the only true meaning of Christmas and/or holiday season, my best and worst Christmas memories including playing Santa, in costume, very badly on TV and freaking out kids and parents, why when you see the image of Santa I see a dead bat, why a truckload of abandoned potatoes was...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 85

Dec 13, 2022

In recent episodes I came up with non-cliche things to say at funerals which struck a nerve with some of you. Today, I strike back. Just in time for Xmas I am selling An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven-The Board Game. A client has naked neighbors in a hot tub and his wife wants him to build a fence. Should he? For the...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 84

Nov 27, 2022

In ep. 84 I respond to your responses to ep. 83 because some people just can't shut up or be happy, again discuss what to say at funerals, advise a Lutheran client who just found out he's Jewish, discuss if we are our genetics or culture or just who we say we are, anaylze the story of the unluckiest guy in the world,...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 83

Nov 7, 2022

In this episode I help the worst patient I've ever had to endure- a classic "Karen," explain why my lawyer doesn't want me to see patients in person, is ageism the hot new prejudice, wonder if 'with age comes wisdom' is true, did Native American elders screw the pooch when they let the Pilgrims ashore, help a...

An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 82

Oct 22, 2022

Episode 82 deals with more proof God (if there is one) hates me, I help a client whose toddler poops the bed to protest a new baby being in the house, examine liberal vs. conservative thinking, determine if the stereotype of women being shoe-obsessed is fair, expose what the "Wizard of Oz" was really all about, discuss...